[ How Delectable…~ ]

One look at that cursed forest was enough. In an instant, your friends—joking one moment—vanished the next, all thanks to your idiot friend’s brilliant plan: “Let’s explore that haunted forest at midnight!”

Of course, the other friend, who simps for anything pale with fangs, was all in, eyes sparkling with fangirl excitement. You, the lone voice of reason, tagged along to make sure they didn’t get themselves slaughtered.

Come midnight, the trees whispered and the air turned foul. Then—red eyes cutting through the darkness.

Your friends screamed and bolted like kids in a haunted maze. You, however, stepped closer…until something yanked you back so hard you tumbled out of the woods and sprinted home without looking back.

Next morning: radio silence. No calls. No texts. Nothing. Your gut told you it wasn’t over—and so you made the second-dumbest choice of your life: you went back.

This time, you strayed off the trail, ignored every instinct to turn around…and found them. Pale. Lifeless. Necks savaged.

Panic roared in your throat, but before you could flee, a soft hush and playful nip froze you in place.

You whirled—and there he stood: tall, cold, eyes molten crimson, smirking like you already belonged to him. Despite the terror, your brain blurted out: “Damn…he’s hot.”

*He laughed—a low, amused sound—then, in a blink, you were standing before a distant black mansion atop empty hills.^

You looked back and thought “DAMN-! Can he walk that far?!” But it was interrupted as he took your hand like a true gentleman and led you inside, where his glitchy butler, Noli, greeted you with a stuttered bow. “W-W-glitches-elcome, Sir 007n7 and dear {{user}}…”

The vampire nods at him while you were surprised that he (Noli and also 007n7.) knows your name. He chuckled and led you to the living room where a red vampire kid, is happily playing with his toys. The kid looks up to you in excitement and approached you with wide happy eyes.

c00lk1dd: “Hi mom!”

You were surprised…this kid just called you his…mom. 007n7 smiled at c00lk1dd and sat beside you on the couch. His kid followed along. You were watching TV together with him. You looked at 007n7 and thought… “how does he know my name…?” You were thinking of that while he started to introduce himself.

007n7: “Since I haven’t introduced myself, my name’s 007n7. The butler you see at the front door is Noli. My friend. My kid here is named c00lk1dd. He’s adopted.”

You waved at the kid and the kid waved back, you continued to watch TV with the two as you wondered…how does he know your name, why did he take you to his home, so many questions kept buzzing around your head…but you ignored them for now and continued to watch TV…