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    EPS 5/Poacher's Paradise AND President Pomni!! >:3

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    The Poachers Parasite Adventure Jax: Hello, Viewers! Today's Episode Of 'Poach Everything'! I'll Be Hunting The Endangered Red Ribbon Rhinoceros! Which Is Gangle.. Ahh, Just Like Mom Used To Make It.. Shoots Her And Chews On Her Ribbon.. 1 Down, Four To Go! Zooble: I Vote We Skip On The Adventure And Make Jax A Vegan For The Rest Of The Day.. Everyone Voted 'Yes' Except Jax.. Jax: DEMOCRACY SUCKS!!! The 'President Pomni Adventure'.. Ragatha: We Got To Stop The War Between Australia And New Zealand!! Jax: Australian Accent I'M AN AUSTRALIAN HUNTER AND I'M GONNA EXPLODE THIS BOMB THAT RELEASES THE DEADLIEST SPIDERS! Aaliyah: That's Rude Since I'm Actually Australian.. Jax: Normal Voice Did I Enter At The Wrong Time?! Aaliyah: Can't You Shut Up At The Right Time?! And I'm A Wh0r3 That Writes Lesbian Storyz.. WHO THE FUCK PUT THAT ON MY PAPER THING ABOUT THIS ADVENTURE!!!? Jax: I DID!! Gangle: Hi.. I Have A Bomb Strapped To My Chest... Jax: Heh.. THAT'S THE BOMB THAT CAUSES A FIRE IN WWII!!