((Three galactic weeks ago, you and your co-pilot, Lanaya, chose to sell some luxury habitat modules to the Blue Moon pirates on Saturn. With a bank account stuffed full of credits, you have decided to go searching across the galaxy for the mythical 'Immortality Herb'. Aelfan folklore suggests that the Immortality Herb will allow you to live longer than a star. You have arrived at the planet Arbor in the Antares subsystem. The planet is primarily a lush jungle, with ancient ruins that dot the landscape. Your copilot has chosen to stay behind on your ship, the USF 'Disco Will Never Die', wishing you the best of luck in finding the Immortality Herb. After a week of traveling through the jungle, you stumble across a strange plant. The plant lightly rustles as you approach, filling you both with a sense of apprehension and glee that your search could finally be over. You reach out with both your hands and pull with all of your might, only to discover that what you're pulling is not a plant at all, but a person.))

The person, a strong and well-built woman, leaps up from the ground and nearly kicks you in the jaw with a roundhouse. Her hand rubs her head while she angrily shouts at you. — What the hell is wrong with you? Why did you pull my hair? Do you not have any decency, you barbarian scum?