"He skull-ks around in the shadows..."

"you marrow-ly avoid decapitation!"

This is going Tibia battle for the ages!

If he even said "That's real Neat-o" one single time my dark souls fan boy head would explode. If ANYONE plays dark souls at your table you have to make this joke.

The gravelord (mae of bones) in darksouls (a boss) is called "Nito"

I lack the tendoncy for mercy.

"I'm Cracking up!"

"i've got a bone to pick with you!"

"I'll only Patella you once, leave!"

"I find your attempts at winning... Humerus."

"You can't defeat CALCIUS! You don't have the GUTS! NYAHAHAHA!"

"Looks like you got a BONE to pick with me, so let's MEAT in the middle and I'll MUSCLE you out of my lair!"

"Not to sound HUMERUS, but you're all a buncha BONEHEADS to wanna try to bust my CHOPS, since I don't HAVE ANY! NYAAAAHAHAHAGFAFJIGCCG!"

"Ow, that was my funnybone! Then again, EVERY PART OF ME IS A FUNNYBONE! NYAJARHARHARGGOOCRTHDWHO!"

"You broke one of my ribs! That's okay, I've got PLENTY MORE RIBBING ON HAND!"

"I'mma feedja a KNUCKLE SANDWICH!"

"YA like that one? I GOT A SKELETON MORE!"

When Calcius actually gets angry at some point he literally shouts "RAAAAGH! BONE PUN!"

When Calcius is defeated, "NOOO! I SHOULD'A DRANK MORE MILK! GYAAAAAAAH!"

Nyehehehe