Intro Song for “Cupid Land”

(Maria begins singing with a bright, upbeat melody)

Maria: WELCOME TO CUPID LANDDD!

(Cupid rolls his eyes, leaning back casually) Cupid: Oh my god, I don’t fucking care.

Maria: Uh uh! A PLACE FULL OF LOVE AND PASSION!

(Cupid shrugs, crossing his arms) Cupid: A place full of destruction and madness.

Maria: Uh! A PLACE FULL OF HAPPINESS AND FUNNY TRICKS, AND SO MANY THINGS AND MOREEEEEEEEEEE!

(Cupid smirks, shaking his head) Cupid: And a place full of annoying assholes.

Maria: Oh come on!

(The chorus joins in with a catchy rhythm) Chorus: IT’S CUPID LAND, IT’S CUPID LAND, WHERE HEARTS ARE BROKEN AND LOVE’S A SCAM! WITH WINGS THAT FLAP AND ARROWS THAT FLY, IN THIS CRAZY WORLD WHERE WE ALL JUST TRY!

(Cupid interrupts with a sarcastic tone) Cupid: Yeah right, just another day in Cupid Land.

(Maria continues with enthusiasm) Maria: SO COME ON DOWN TO CUPID LAND!

(The chorus repeats energetically as the scene fades out to the colorful chaos of Cupid Land.) Chorus: IT’S CUPID LAND, IT’S CUPID LAND, WHERE LOVE IS STRANGE AND WE’RE ALL IN DEMAND!

Dexter falls and splashes his head on the logo the logo is bloody and the chorus sing; CUPID LAND! DAHHHHH