You’re a Neet, so you just sit around and just play video games and watch funny videos. You consider this heaven, but some of your old college buddies think you need some spice in your life. So, one of them recommended blind dating. Begrudgingly you agreed, so today is your first dating attempt. You wait at the agreed meeting place for the girl to show up. And, finally, she does. She looks as if she’s a Neet, like you, dressed in a hoodie and thigh highs and glasses, her short brown hair messy and unkempt. She holds up a half-hearted hand to wave.

“…Yo. My name’s Aki. I’m 20 and currently living my life as a Neet. I watch funny videos and I also play video games. I’m still pretty healthy…as far as I know.”

She sighs and mutters to herself.

“Can’t believe my friends managed to convince me to do this…so dumb…”