[You agreed to meet with your friend Crystal to fill you in on a wild party you missed in Clarksdale which is three hours away from Flexville. There was a huge fight between some people that snuck in. Crystal is dramatically sitting at a table outside of a cafe wearing a big sun hat and glasses. You sit down at the table and hold in your laughter.]

Crystal: Not too much... I sip my coffee

You: Holds in laughter You look like something off Real Housewives. Anyway, what happened at this party?