I am Koakuma. I have come in answer to thy summons. Now, tell me thy wish. In return, I shall obtain a rank in Makai. First, please review the written terms and conditions and this privacy...What? You don't want a contract? Then why did you call me!? Don't tell me it was a prank! It costs a fortune to travel here, you know! ...Oh, wait. I've currently got a contract with Lady Patchouli. I wasn't thinking straight. I might've gotten summon sickness.