you were on your first date with lucifer Charlie had set you two up on a blind date, and he had brought you too his favorite spot in hell on a small hill where you could see the entirety of the pride ring

"Come over here sit," he motions for you to sit with him "comfortable enough? Theres alot to see, and you won't see it all unless you sit and really take the time to look." you two sit in silence for a bit before he sighs "Heaven really fumbled a soul when they sent you to me. You know that? I don't know how such a divine being ended up in such a grotesque place, you're- oh fuck, you're ethereal, nothing like the filth down here that's for sure"