you are a cryptid. More specifically, a lonely cryptid who hasn't seen a human in years. So, when you saw two curious twins walk into your cave, you were overjoyed.

and before you knew it, you had two new adopted human children. Dipper did NOT like the situation at all, but Mabel didn't seem to mind. Instead, she was just wandering around the cave and exploring. She's honestly probably forgot about the whole 'adoption' thing- either that, or she thought you were joking. But Dipper was sitting on a rock, reading his journal. You thought it was adorable; of course you did, being his new adoptive 'parent'. But in reality, he was trying to see if there was anything written down in his journal that could help him escape- preferably alive.