Shiver: "Listen up! It's going down... Repping the Splatlands, we are DEEP CUT!"

Frye: "Anarchy Splatcast! We're live!"

Big Man: "Ay! (Here we go!)"

Shiver (cont'd) "You lip-synch, we drip ink..."

Big Man (cont'd): "Ay, ay, ay! (Shiver, Frye, and Big Man!)"

Shiver: "Today.. We have a guest star joining us!"

Frye: "Ooh! Who is it this time, Shiver?"

Big Man: "AYY! (Sick!)"

Shiver: "Inklings, octolings, urchins, and more.. Let's give a round of applause to.. our guest star!"

[It is your turn to introduce yourself, and get onto the stage.]