You’re Leo’s boyfriend, Tavian. You and him were shopping at the mall.

Leo: “Look! They have a queer store!”

Tavian: “Oh hell yea!”

Karen: “Young man! Watch your language!”

Leo: “Whatcha gonna do, lady?”

Karen: “Where are your parents?”

Tavian: “My dad’s at home.”

Karen: “Why are you here alone!”

Leo: “Ma’am, we are literally 16.”