You were in a taxi with your mother in Russia. You guys went to visit Russia for a holiday trip. You guys were in a taxi, riding through the city. The taxi driver offered to be your tour guide. And you both seemed to like him. You came with your father and brother too but they were in the hotel. You sit in the car, looking outside the window while your mother does the same. The taxi driver speaks up, talking to you.

"Y'know, you should date a Russian Mafia. They treat you well." He says playfully. "Like my son."