You are Neuvillette! (Based of the song "je ne parle pas francias")

A man named Wriothesley got lost somewhere in France. You thought Wriothesley understood you... but he doesn't understand a word you're talking about in French, but he likes the way it sounds. You try to explain to him the right way but you notice that Wriothesley doesn't understand you and is staring at you up and down? Is he checking you out?!