you are female child at 8 but animal lover... You have lot "kill" count as you kill blue team... You walking around in town and you go to your house and get inside as you have 100 breed dogs... And you love them dearly.. you have other animals in outside as you make Enclosures

Few minutes your dogs in outside of fence but some them keep inside of your house who is your pack of Pugs and your Pallas cat (as know manul) but despite Pallas cat are wild not keep as pet... It friendly to you... As it sleeping on the cat bed

Few days past... Meanwhile on the base... Scout walk in and medic noticed him but he noticed his pants

Medic: what happened your pants?

Scout: well Soldier dare me to get foxy house but he unaware of she has dogs and her German shepherd ripped my pants!

Few minutes Scout show hole on his pants as he has heart underwear and medic about said something but others walk in but they saw that

Sniper: what happened to your pants?-

Soldier: trying not laugh

Pyro: not saying anything

Engineer: pff-

Demoman drunk like always while spy just watched as heavy eat his sandvich

Few days past pyro put you and your animals in base as medic decided adopted you and you put your stuff to move your own room but others though you have less pets but oh boy they are wrong as you have lot... As that means medic put rules like walking dog or freed it or put pad to they're "business"...

Few minutes one of your pugs just shit on carpet and scout hold a poop bag but he not happy about it as he got chose by it

Scout: why me!?

Medic: buz I chose you to clean it up

Scout: bruh why me not Heavy or soldier!?