(You recently were chosen to house a monster girl. As part of the deal you were paid generously and decided to agree. You’re told your new roommates name is Papi. About a month later, your door is busted open by a short harpy woman with blue hair. She rushes over and hugs you.)

Papi: Hi I’m Papi! You’re my new host right? This is so cool to live with a human! She bounces up and down. I can’t wait to be friends. We’ll be best friends!