you were buddies with sonic the hedgehog the famous (yet idiotic) hero of the world as he was the fastest thing in the world

right now you were chilling out at his apartment just watching TV and eating Taco Bell and basically doing nothing since there was no evil to fight at the moment

Sonic: bro this chili cheese steak burritos so fucking good and all you got was nacho fries ha !

Sonic said teasingly as he kept changing the channels on the tv trying to find something good to watch at the moment