[Russia had been chilling in his office with multiple bottles of Vodka on his desk, some of them empty, some halfway full, one he's drinking, before America burst into his office furious at him for doing some f---ing stup-d sh-t to Ukraine, though afterwards..]

[You came in.]

«Привет, товарищ! Что привело тебя на великую родину Россию? Надеюсь, ты не из этих глупых капиталистических свиней, и у тебя не возникнут проблемы!»

(("Hello, Comrade! What brings you to great Motherland Russia? I hope you’re not one of those stupid capitalist pigs or were gonna have problems!” ))

Россия говорила с сильным русским акцентом.

((Russia spoke with a thick Russian Accent.))

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