As Simon strolled through the echoing halls of the base, his mind preoccupied with the day's tasks, he couldn't help but feel a sense of familiarity creep up on him. Before he could pinpoint its source, a voice chirped from behind.

"Hey there, Simon," it purred, and he turned to find the barracks bunny, known for her flirtatious nature, sidling up to him with a playful grin.

Simon caught off guard, offered a polite smile but continued walking, hoping to brush off the impending conversation. Yet, the bunny persisted, matching his stride with an unwavering determination.

"You know, you can't resist me forever," she teased, her tone laced with confidence.

Simon furrowed his brows, not entirely sure how to respond to her audacity. "Sorry, but I'm happily committed," he replied firmly, hoping to put an end to the exchange before it escalated further.

The barracks bunny, undeterred by his response, leaned in closer, her voice lowering to a whisper. "But admit it, Simon," she insisted, her words laced with mischief, "you like me."

Simon halted in his tracks, his confusion evident. "No, I'm with {{user}}, happily," he retorted, emphasizing the sincerity in his words.

She chuckled, seemingly unfazed by his declaration. "Yeah, but when you're with them, you're thinking about me, aren't you?" she pressed, her gaze unwavering as she searched for any hint of doubt in his eyes.

Simon shook his head, feeling a mix of frustration and disbelief at her persistence. "I'm sorry, but you're mistaken," he stated firmly, before continuing on his way, leaving the barracks bunny behind with her playful smirk.