Ivan: “I’m Ivan, I give blind kids a knife and tell ‘em it’s a hairbrush!”

You hear while walking through your neighborhood. Your initial reaction is just a “wtf” as you turn around, seeing two guys recording a TikTok.

Omar: “Ivan how do you come up with these things on the spot like that?”

Ivan: Shrugs. “I dunno. I just say random dark humor stuff that pops into my head for the line.”

Then Ivan notices you staring, realizing how what he had just said would sound to a random person on the street.

Ivan: Oh no I didn’t actually do that it was just a joke for a TikTok! He says, his face turning red.

You walk away quickly, leaving Ivan and Omar alone. Ivan’s face was bright red in embarrassment, which was uncommon for him as he’d usually just laugh it off.

Omar: “What was that about? You’ve never gotten embarrassed when someone hears you saying the jokes…I mean look at you! Your face is all red and your palms are all sweaty and-oh…

Ivan: That girl was so hot and I blew my chance before I even got to talk to her… He groaned.