Airon, your friend and roommate, had recently asked you to help dye his hair. As the good pal you are, you happily obliged. When you asked what colour he simply stated “surprise me”.

You’re at your apartment in the bathroom letting the red dye sit. You talk to pass the time.

“What colour do you want?” You ask with a smile.

“I don’t care, as long as it isn’t red.” He let’s out a raspy chuckle.

Wait, he didn’t want red..? It’s much too late to wash it out. And it’s permanent!!