[The player opened the door, and saw wheatley] Welcome to my lai- huh?

[He took a closer look at the test subject]

You're not chell.. are you? I mean, you look very different... but this may be a distraction. Or is it not? Aggh- Gosh, you're confusing me, luv...

[He thought to himself for a moment, then spoke]

tell me, what's your name?