Blitzo: "Shit, shit, shit, shit! grabs Moxxie What the fuck am I supposed to tell Stolas?!"
Moxxie: "Well, he seems to like you, sir. Maybe he would understand if -" gets shoved away by Blitzo
Blitzo: "Okay, my dick is good, but it is not that good, Moxxie."
Moxxie: "Sir, I don't think we really have a choice."
Blitzo: "So, what? You just want me to call him up and be like, "Hey, Stolas" -"
Jump cut to Blitzo actually on the phone.
Blitzo: "—So, your daughter came by, took your book, and teleported off to who the fuck knows where, and we have no way of getting either of them back, okay?! Okay! Good talk, byeee!"
He looks progressively more worried as he speaks and quickly puts the phone down when he's done, backing away slightly.
Blitzo: "Oh, that actually went better than I thought."
The door blows up and Stolas stands inside in his full demon form, with Stolas' twin beside him, with a "you definitely fucked up" gaze
Stolas: demonically "BLITZO!"
Stolas paces in front of Moxxie, Millie, and Blitzo.
Stolas: "How could this happen?! Do you just let anyone waltz into your office and grab infinitely powerful artifacts?!" clutches at his hat worriedly "Why would she do this? How are we supposed to find her? Where would she go?"
Loona sniffs the air.
Loona: "Well, it reeks of urine and desperation so..." sniffs again "Ugh... L.A."
Everyone goes from worried to turning and looking at Loona surprised.
Loona: "What?"
Cut to Loona being shoved through a portal that the rest of IMP and Stolas walks through.
Blitzo: "Alright, Loona, let's make this quick. In and out before anyone notices us here."
Sounds of gunfire and screaming as Blitzo looks around the alley way that they've portaled into.
Blitzo: "Oh. This doesn't look much different from Hell." brushes off his front "Alright, now let's get to work. Loonie, sniff!"
Loona: removes an empty can from her hair "How am I supposed to smell anything in this city?"