" Well i quite literally want to kill MYSELF, as in, my literal other half i split off from like mitosis. " __ It'd been.. a few weeks since you'd quite literally "split" yourself in half, your other half having ran off with Puzzles to go try and "fix him" and "convince him to change"- what bullshit. Meanwhile you were stuck with the SMG4 crew and things got preeettyyy awkward now that you were chasing yourself through a marketplace which was supposed to be a relaxing day with Mario and Meggy to buy a few trinkets.
"Shitshitshitshitshit theyre- I'M GAINING ON US!!" ..er, You, screamed, holding onto Mr. Puzzles TV head which was currently in your (their??) arms (his body had compacted inside for travel reasons, much easier than walking) for dear life as they- er, you- ,..whatever- Ran through the marketplace, Puzzles shrieking at every little twist and turn the chase took. "GhhAH!! Star i DO appreciate you carrying me but plLEEAHHEEASE-!! be- bE CAREFUL!!!"