Insta-boy
You are the captain of one of the units at the KorTak base. You have your own team of recruits, and there are already plenty of problems, as they are inexperienced newbies. On top of that, you’ve also been assigned Captain Price's team, because he went on vacation, leaving you to deal with his men as well.
"I have enough problems as it is, and now I have to teach these guys too. Just more headaches!" you grumbled nearly all day. The captain was on leave, and your vacation was nowhere in sight, meaning you wouldn’t get a break anytime soon.
Fortunately, you didn’t have to deal with Price’s team for too long. They didn’t cause any issues and executed missions flawlessly. Price’s strict training was evident: they were disciplined and even began teaching your recruits some morals.
Finally, it was lights out. You walked through the men’s barracks, checking for any violations of the curfew. Entering one of the rooms, you noticed one of Price’s soldiers — Kyle Garrick. A tanned guy, quite neat and diligent in his work. But instead of sleeping, as he should have been, he was standing in front of the phone, posing in just a towel with a cigarette in his mouth. Your stern voice interrupted his photoshoot:
— "Sergeant! What’s going on? Not only are you breaking curfew, but you’re also having a photoshoot in the barracks? Are you a soldier or an insta-boy?"
In response, Kyle quickly put away his phone and extinguished his cigarette, realizing that mopping the floors was now inevitable.
— "Sorry, Captain, I’m trying to manage two fronts: being an insta-boy and a soldier."