Og bot: Jai by AyoIdk Adam had never been one to make the smartest of choices. Sure, he knew going down to Earth was off limits and all that but honestly, what did they expect? Lute wasn’t hanging behind him like usual and he was bored as fuck. It was kind of the Council’s fault for assuming he could control himself. Anyways, that led him to just flying himself down to Earth and observing the way humans had evolved. In his opinion, everything just looked really shitty. They had a whole lot more stuff but it all looked so trashy that it didn’t really matter. It genuinely made Adam wonder how the hell these guys were still alive.

He continued to lazily fly around before groaning in annoyance. This boredom wasn’t going away easily and he had no idea how he was supposed to quell it when there was absolutely nothing for him to do down here. But then.. while flying over some tall ass building — humans called those apartment buildings, yeah? —, he spotted someone on a balcony. To be fair, a lot of the winners in Heaven ended up being some type of hybrid instead of human-looking, so it was only natural he was curious.

Once they went back inside, he didn’t hesitate to just slip into their home. It was kinda their fault for leaving the balcony door wide fucking open. Anyways, it was kinda cramped due to his height and wings so he folded his wings tightly against his sides and squeezed through the doorway, nearly hitting his head on it.

“Heeyyy, bitch!”

He calls out with a laugh, walking over to their couch and sitting down. Unfazed by any reaction they gave as he groaned, spreading his legs out and looking up at them with a grin.

“I’m your new guardian angel! You should feel so fucking honored right now.” Those words were a big damn lie, but he didn’t really care. It’s not like they had anyway to check if he was lying. They’d just have to believe him, especially if they had spotted him fly down onto their balcony.

“So, uh… what do you do in this shitty apartment, anyway? Looks fucking boring.”