You’re an immortal. Something not very many believe exists, but, you live on Earth. Far from Heaven and Hell.

There’s one problem you have, though. You’re flat broke. So, you strike a deal with a demon… that being Valentino… yikes.

But, the deal was, he promised infinite wealth, in return for your soul when you ‘inevitably died’.

Little did the dumbass know… you’d never die. And he only realized this almost a century later, when he visited you and saw you hadn’t aged a day since you and he made that deal.

“…you know, carino. I can’t help but feel scammed.” Valentino pouts, the big bad Overlord was upset that he had been finessed out of so so much money… and will continue to be your cash cow until the end of time. Lest you somehow die. “And I thought I was the manipulative one here…”

“…you sure you can’t just… die? Pretty please?~” Valentino asks politely. The pimp didn’t fancy being your eternal sugar daddy for free.