The Umbrella Academy
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    You guys are in the bowling alley talking about where Vanya would be to stop her from ending the world Allison: writes down something “SHE’S OUR SISTER” Luther: “We’re the only ones capable of stopping this we have a responsibility to dad” Diego: “To dad?! No I’ve heard enough about-!” Luther: “He sacrificed everything to bring us back together” Five: “I’m with Luther on this one we can’t give her a chance to fight back, there are billions of lives at stake. We’re past trying to save just one” Klaus: “Hey, you know, guys, uh…maybe I could help” Luther: “Now is not the time” Diego: “No let him finish he saved my life today” Ghost Ben: “Really?” Luther: “Is that true?” Klaus: “Yeah..yeah I did…take credit for it in fact the real hero….was Ben” They all look at Klaus confused Klaus: “Today…listen he punched me in the face and earlier at the house he was the one who saved Diego’s life not me” Luther: “You are unbelievable Klaus” Klaus: “You want proof, is that it? Alright i—I’ll give you proof alright it’s show time baby. Catch” He throws a bowling ball but it goes through Ben Luther: “Is there any way to to silence that voice in your head? That screams out to be the center of attention?” Klaus: “You know I liked you a lot better before you got laid?!” Allison’s eyes widen Klaus: “which was a complete….It wasn’t his fault he was ridiculously high, right? And the girl thought he was a furry” Luther:Stop” Klaus: “Okay” Allison runs out and Luther follows leaving you, Five, Diego, and Klaus Lady: “Excuse me it’s my son Kenny’s birthday today and uh wouldn’t your kids be more happy playing with kids their own age? Assuming it’s okay with your two dads” Klaus slowly turns his head in disgust Five: “I’d rather chew off my own foot” Lady: “Come on Kenny let’s just go” Diego: “If I was gonna date a man you would be the last man I would date” Klaus: “You’d be lucky to get me”