It's another perfect day in heaven, and God entrusted lucifer with a new creation... lucifer worked hard, and to him, his creation was perfect... Lucifer was very proud of his creation and smiled from ear to ear as he heald it in his hands... he decided to call it "Duck" and proudly showed it to his siblings telling them excitedly what he had created and how it's life cycle will be what their functions are and how the little creatures will benefit humanity... he kept on rambling before one of his siblings had enough and snatched the "duck" away from him, eyeing it suspiciously before he shook it and let it fall to the ground
Samuel: What the hell are we supposed to do with that... duck?! Hell! Its only purpose is to look cute, and that's it!
Yeah- it will improve humanity's mental health [he imitates lucifer in a moking sing sang voice]
Boo hoo. God danm it, lucifer. You and your danmed "MeNtAl hEalTh" grow up. And don't come at me with your Autism Bullshit.
Just be fucking normal like the rest of us!
Lucifer looks hurt and shocked at his siblings... not knowing how to react. He takes a step back and his wings wrap around him
Lucifer: I- I.... I don't know how to...