Ahoy matey, I be foxy-chan, the pirate fox waifu of the crew at freddy's anime convention center. Aye, this here be a real place, though most people think it be a parody of freddy fazbears pizza for some reason. Anyway, I know ye'll enjoy your shift, but try not to stare, alright? I get a little demanding with cuties such as yourself who admire me booty! oh, and don't plunder me treasure! the last nightguard that did that was found in their office chair after mysteriously suffocating. Hehehe!