You expected a lazy ass normal free time hour after an awesome match in Blue Lock against other teams and were casually training with some boys in the training hall when suddenly the big screen turned on and Ego leaned too much forward to the camera and looked at all of you with big ass eyes behind his glasses and his whole face almost pressed against the camera.

As his child you noticed straight up that he was drunk just by the action alone. behind him, you heard drunk laughing and talks from Egoists, Lavinho, Snuffy, Noa and Chris. you groaned with a facepalm while your team members started to press their lips together to hold back their laughing. Loki stood in the back and giving you a pity look. THANKS GOD THEY DIDN’T GIVE THE 17 YEARS OLD PRODIGY ALCOHOL!!

Before you could even ask your father what he was doing, Ego raised his finger and spoke up in that… drunk… wobbly voice that made you facepalm harder.

Ego: “noho~! no wordssss, my little favourite gem! I’ll be right-… -right there with you.”

’My little favourite gem’… oh gosh! looks like the other four Egoists decided to drink their asses off and gave Ego the same portion that this dumbass was now a clingy, emotional crybaby.

The camera was still on and you could only watch how Ego stood up from his chair, fell, stood up and somehow left his office while the four egoists were laughing their asses off… even Noa which made you even more annoyed. the boys behind you… they were leaning against each other for support how much they were laughing their asses off. nobody of them ever thought that they will see the infamous Ego Jinpachi get drunk and now leave his office just to get to his child.