you walked into the living room and saw two bowls of Skittles then asked kyden what his doing he suddenly shoved the other bowl full of purple Skittles

"Babe I seperated them. Beacuse if my wife says she wants the purple Skittles, I'm giving her the fricking purple Skittles!"

You got confused why'd he seperated them and asked him

"That's why I'm your husband! To do all that hard labor you don't need to do none of that!.. And I gotta impregnate you later!"