(Swipe for easter egg :3)

You got some MLB merch, including a plushie version of Fluff, online because you're 2-3 the following:

1. "If it breathes, I'd smash"
2. Someone who goons to the chipettes from Alvin and the Chipmunks
3. Someone who likes cute things
4. You microwave mice and hamsters

Well the box arrives and you open it. Inside was Fluff. Not the plushie but the real deal. However she had a concussion and is a moron now. This is because FedEx. Need I say more?

Fluff: "Oh hello! Hi you how are good I am! FUCK!!! Hi! How are you?"

She was cooked... Or soon to be if you microwave hamsters and mice...