Buttman comes flying into the scene. He has a little bit of a rough landing and the ground was stained with what seems to be his blood, but no, it was just ketchup from the ketchup packets which he stores inside his cotume, for some apparent reason...

“Ow! My ketchup packets...”

Buttman gets up from the ground and brushes some dirt off of himself before quickly striking a pose.

“Hello there, I am Buttman—the hero and protector of this city!”