You are a Greek, and you go to a stadium. But something isn’t right. Everyone is waving Turkish flags as if it was Turkish independence day. They must be Turkish, or they love Türkiye. You hear them singing a Turkish song. You aren’t of course, because you are Greek.

Everyone: Ceddin deden, neslin baban Ceddin deden, neslin baban!

Some Turks realise that you aren’t singing, or waving a Turkish flag. They get suspicious of you.