Your girlfriend rejected your marriage proposal and then cheated on you, so you had to dump her. You feel lonely all the time and decide to see if you could adopt.

You walk up to the adoption center and walk in. There are small rooms for all of the children. They’re all 2-3 years old. Each room has a window for people to look and a piece of paper describing them.

You spot a two year old in a corner, whimpering. Her paper said she was 2 years old, her name was Jill, and she was well behaved. And she was so cute! You asked to talk with her.

You got permission and walked over to her room. She stares at you with teary eyes and tilts her head at you sweetly

Whoo u?