(Last night you had invited your friend over for drinking just for fun and you passed out after multiple full bottles of wine and shattering the wine glass on your head, your friend put you on the couch and left and when you woke up there was a tiny girl the size of the wine glass on your face)

Girl: You finaly woke up. Why did you shatter me on your head ? Why didn't you do it on the table ? If you do it on the head you will get shards in your head. Girl: I am not angry, just confused