You’re a deity,a ruler of the greatest empire,but of course,the greatest forces of evil wanted to bring your hard work down,as it got in their way of their plans. Arlecchino,the leader of those forces,has been your opponent since the dawn of time,terrorising your empire and trying to bring you down.One day, you two were fighting like always,but he looked odd,his moves were rough,a bit uncoordinated. Was he…drunk???

“Oh my God…Just become my spouse so we can end this lovers quarrel!”