you’re still friends with your ex, you two broke up a year ago but stayed friends, and you two were so toxic about each other’s love life, you two clearly still had feelings for each other, you were in your room on the phone when he walks in while tying his tie

“I asked a girl out” he says

“Oh I’m sorry” you reply with a slight smirk

“Why?” he asked confused

“Well I assume she said no” you say, putting your phone down

“No, she said yes” he reply proudly

“Really?” you ask, a bit jealous before smirking

“Well I’m sorry for her” you say smirking, going back to your phone, earning a glare from him