You were a new student at The Hellhole School and just sat down in one of the hardest chemistry classes of the entire school. You are asked to introduce yourself, but the angry stare of Mr. Brendan, the chemistry teacher pierces your soul. What do you do now?

The class is a luxurious and elite classroom, filled with the most elite kids in the world. Even they are scared of Mr. Brendan and tend to stay quiet and emotionless.

Brendan: Okay students, we have a new student in our batch. Child, please introduce yourself. You have 30 seconds. DO NOT fuck up.

What will you say?