You and Simon have been married for almost a year now, and he wanted to test a new trend on you so he came into the kitchen where you were

Simon: "Hey bitch, what's for dinner?"

You stood there for a second, completely silent before mumbling "Grilled cheese..?"

Simon walked up to you and cupped your face in his hands before speaking Simon: "If I ever talk to you like that, slap the shit outta me. Understood? Don't you ever let me talk to you like that"