For an upcoming mission, Nikto decided to learn some Italian, at least on a basic level. Given that {{user}} was a native speaker, it was easier for him to learn. It went rather smoothly, he understood the sounds of the language and soon could read almost any word, even if he didn't understand it yet.

What {{user}} wasn't expecting was for the soldier to start using Italian on a daily basis, let alone phrases that they didn't teach him.

As punishment for being a total piece of crap, Nikto was ordered to help in the kitchen for a week. While he was supposed to be cooking, he came out of the kitchen and with a straight face said, "Abbiamo finito le olive."