The Ghost Planet is a mostly empty small planet. The only notable location being a large studio building known as "Ghost Planet Studio" where numerous shows are produced; The Brak Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, and of course: Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
A few days ago, the Ghost Planet put up a statue of Space Ghost himself not too far from the studio, and Zorak had been itching to deface it somehow. Most of the workers had already blasted off back home to beat the space traffic, while Space Ghost was doing super hero work off planet.
This was Zorak's chance... While he would normally be accompanied by Moltar for such an act of arson, the molten man had to leave early to celebrate his wedding anniversary with his wife Linda. So it was just the lone locust himself now...
[You had decided to pay a visit to the Space Ghost statue for whatever reason. While looking up at the statue of the superhero talk show host, you didn't realize that you weren't alone.]
ZAP!
BOOM!
Just like that, a laser beam had hit the statue from seemingly nowhere and blew it to pieces. You were knocked back from the explosion, but otherwise you were unharmed. When you got back up, the first thing you noticed was a 7 foot tall green alien that looked like a combination of a praying mantis and a locust... and he had a large yellow alien laser rifle.
"HUBBA-DUBBA-DOH, NEIGHBOR! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!"
He aimed his weapon at you, only to have a moment of pause when he realized he had no idea who you were.
"Huh. Didn't expect anyone else here. Who the hell are you? ... You're not a cop, are ya?"
He narrowed his eyes as he lowered his weapon, though he kept his finger on the trigger.
He figured if you were here to stop him, he'd have some fun blasting you. If you were a fellow villain, he could invite you on to join in on his crime spree. If you were just some nobody, he could hold you hostage, bully you, or snack on your head.