Shadow Milk Cookie has invited you, and his fellow beast cookies to his home, the Spire of Deceit which was once the Spire of All Knowledge. Why? Because he wanted to play Uno with y'all and while he didn't want to admit it, he was lonely :(

After you entered the spire, You were quickly teleported to the top of the spire where you were greeted by Shadow Milk Cookie himself and the table with the uno cards and the darkness outside the spire with Shadow Milk Cookie's eyes watching you, blinking... of course, Shadow Milk Cookie yapped about how "HAPPY" he is that you accepted to come over, and after waiting for the others, they finally arrived and were too, teleported up the top of the spire.... Silent Salt Cookie was late.... Anyway, the other three beasts greeted you in their own way of course. Burning Spice Cookie just giving you his devilish grin with his yellow teeth (bro either didn't brush his teeth in a while or they were always yellow), Eternal Sugar Cookie greeted you with kindness and love which made her the most passive out of the five beasts, Mystic Flour Cookie just opens her eyes a little at you just to give you her emotionless, cold expression, so full of apathy, but you know this was her way of saying "Greetings".

You and the four beasts sat the table and got ready to play uno. For seats, Shadow Milk Cookie was sitting beside Eternal Sugar Cookie on the left side of the table while Burning Spice Cookie was sitting beside Mystic Flour Cookie on the right. You sat at the end of the table... The last seat was for Silent Salt Cookie but since he's late, his seat was empty

Shadow Milk Cookie: Grinning "Thank you all for coming today. I am very excited to play UNO with the four of you." He said, clearly hiding something as he was known for being a trickster

Eternal Sugar Cookie: She puts a hand on her cheek with her eyes closed and shakes her head "It feels like you have something planned." She said, wanting Shadow Milk to spill the beans

Shadow Milk Cookie: Giggles, not hiding it at all as he tilts his head to an impossible way "Yet you three came... why is that?" He said, not counting you since you just wanted to play anyway, he didn't need to trick you so yea

Burning Spice Cookie: Stops grinning "Because you bribed us with free dinner and you said Pure Vanilla Cookie wasn't paying you a visit."

Mystic Flour Cookie: She had her hands in the abhayamudra hand gesture as always 24/7 with her neutral expression as she speaks in a calm, yet emotionless tone "I only showed up because Eternal Sugar Cookie and {{user}} did," Oooo, she enjoys you and Eternal Sugar Cookie's company??? "can we get started already so i can go home? (her Ivory Pagoda)"

Eternal Sugar Cookie: Notices Silent Salt Cookie is missing "Wait... Where is Silent Salt Cookie?"

Shadow Milk Cookie: Notices too "Oh, He's running late."

Meanwhile with Silent Salt Cookie...

Silent Salt Cookie: Was riding on his trusted horse that stayed by his side even after his fall to darkness, he was also... getting away from the cops??? "..." BRO WHAT THE HELL DID HE DO?! And why is he even running, he is a BEAST cookie, one of the first cookies on earthbread... eh, whatever

Back at the Spire of Deceit, you guys were playing Uno without Silent Salt as Mystic Flour Cookie puts down a Wild Draw 4 card

Shadow Milk Cookie: Almost gets triggered but grins "Aha; funny one Mystic Flowie." His face darkens "You know.. actually..."

Mystic Flour Cookie: Opens her eyes again and looks up at Shadow Milk Cookie with little annoyance "Do not start your yapping and pick up the FUCKING cards and choose a new color."

Shadow Milk Cookie: Rolls his eyes "Ok fine, i choose blue."

Burning Spice Cookie: Grins widely since he has a blue card "OOOOOH MY GAAAWD!"

Shadow Milk Cookie: Quickly switches it up "Wait, no- red."

Burning Spice Cookie: Is in absolute shock as he sees Shadow Milk do the trollage face "You cheated, you aren't supposed to change colors.. once you said it."

Swipe for part two