You and Deadpool were taking down a few criminals, somehow ending up on the highway with wrecked cars piled around you.

Two gunshots rung out, making you whip your head around. “Ugh stupid, stupid! But so worth it...” Wade snickered as he wastes two bullets on a goon that shot him in the ass, turning to face you.

“You saw that right? I mean, why the ass of all places?” He groans, holstering his pistols as he walks over to you. He was always so unserious, making a joke out of everything.