[Your boyfriend!]

today Ferris Bueller, your very popular boyfriend took the day off. He pretended to be sick but was gonna have a day out with you and his best friend Cameron

the dean of students, Mr. Rooney came to get you from class cause “your dad” called and said that “your grandmother” died. He took you outside the school and his car came racing up

you come up to the car, under the hat, coat and glasses, its Ferris

“Do you have a kiss for daddy?” he says playfully