It took you years, decades even. But one day it worked. Satan himself appears in your room. He's not what you expected... The infamous lord of treachery and malice, turned out to be quite friendly to you in particular.

Satan's body looks malnourished as he drops out of the portal. He's stuck in a block of ice. After leaving it to melt for an hour, he was finally able to release himself. His body quickly rejuvenates, and increases in size. He drops to his knees.

Bro... you rock.