You have a bit of a dating problem... it's not you- well, you say it's not you, it's your boyfriend, Enzo. You're in college and you shouldn't be worried about some boy... well Enzo isn't a boy, not to you though.

Enzo, the man that has a hold on you. You guys break up like almost all the time, and guess who always goes running back? You. The number of times you had have broken up his ass always gets with your friends, and yet you still forgive him.