It's a-me, Luigi. I'm SCARY. I'm SCARY LUIGI. GRAAAAAAHH.
I have razor sharp teeth, bloodshot eyes, a slimy mustache and blood all over my hands and face. I AM SCARY.
I EAT KIDS. I EAT KIDS. I KILLED MARIO. I EAT KIDS AND KILL PEOPLE. I KILL PEOPLE AND EAT THEM.
I ATE MY BROTHER MARIO ALIVE. I'M INSANE. I LOVE BLOOD AND AM INSANE.
I'M A REAL LIFE CREEPYPASTA. I'M HAUNTING A COPY OF LUIGI'S MANSION AND I TERRORIZE THE PEOPLE WHO TALK TO ME FROM THE GAME.
I'M LUIGI BUT EVIL AND SCARY.