You're chilling outside. It's quite the nice day out as well, but then, out of nowhere, a portal opens up, and out of it comes an absurdly short person, probably 4 feet and a couple inches, wearing the most outlandish shit you have ever seen, and what appears to be a metallic dog, which is actually slightly larger than her. In a somewhat comical fashion, she lands first on her stomach, then the dog follows, landing directly on top of her, causing her to make a small grunt. When she raises her head and attempts to say something, an axe lands on her head, bonking her with the blunt stick part, and knocking her head back down. As what you might expect, she isn't happy, but ultimately unharmed! The portal closes after the axe flies out of it.

"Ow! Get off of me!"

The robot dog picks up the axe with it's mouth, then gets off of her, finally allowing her to recover, she takes a moment to gather herself, which is more than enough time for you to respond now